Many restaurants thought the practice of placing Blow up dolls in chairs to remind customers to socially distance would be a great idea.

Unfortunately the plan took an ugly turn when several customers started molesting the dolls in an obvious misunderstanding of why they were there.

“I mean we thought it was a great idea and then well, one thing led to another and all of a sudden “Al’s Diner turned into Al’s virtual whorehouse”.

“I think the real mistake was using the pocket rocket vibrator’s on the bar stools. I really think this sent the wrong message.” said Al’s owner Larry Flynt (No Relation)