On the day Vladamir Putin declared the sale of Alaska to the United States null and void, Donald J. Trump has agreed to cede Alaska to his Russian hero.

“Today I am annoucing that when I win biggly the election against Barock Obama I will immediately move to cede Alaska to Russia in order to prove I am the greatest negotiator in the history of the world!”- Donald J Trump

When pressed to explain this odd decision Trump pointed out WWll must be avoided at all cost, and he is just the man to stop WWll from ever happening.

“I have conferred with my good friend Putin and we have decided to stop the danger of a competant Democrat becoming President again we will begin to cede off properties to the highest bidder and all funds will be used to maintain my well manicured Hair style thoughout the rest of my lifetime term.” DJT