Today in a controversial move the Supreme Court voted to adopt a new name based on the only true source of our government’s power.

Other names were considered including “Black-robed Toga Party” suggested by Brett Kavanaugh, “Inquisition II” suggested by Amy Coney Barrett, and “Mother’s Mouthpiece” suggested by Clarance Thomas. In the end, however, speaking for God seemed to be the best fit for people so openly willing to contradict common sense and human rights.

In a statement penned by Justice Alito stated, “Putting women in their place was just the beginning of our planned reformation of America’s bankrupt system of morality and will serve as a centerpiece of our ultimate goal of creating the strongest nuclear-powered Theocracy.”

In a strong dissent, Justice Sotomayor wrote “Help me, They have my Children”.