Today the F.B.I. was sent into action to arrest Americans that have pointed dangerous finger guns at President Trump.

It seems this has been a favorite pastime of the majority of Americans.

President Trump has been worried that Finger Gun violence would influence other Americans that may want to ramp up other protests against his administration, I.E. showing a tiny bit of something (Hands), crushing him between your thumb and index finger, and possibly the gesture most used around President Trump the raised middle finger indicating he is number one.

The President is also very concerned people have been “Farting in his general Direction”.