Today President Trump agreed to remove Federal Troops and replace them with unmanned drones. (F.Y.I. In Lieu of means in place of, and F.Y.I. means For Your Information)

The drones will circle Federal buildings and fire missiles at anyone that is identified as a Biden supporter.

“I am the greatest President in American History and I will use the biggliest force at my disposal. My son Barron has told me he is very good at Video games and he tells me he can make Portlanders regret every making my daddy cry.”- Donald J. Trump