Nancy Pelosi has offered the funding to build a statue to honor President Trump.

Speaker Pelosi has been a master of manipulating Trump has now openly offered to fund the above featured statue in place of all Robert E. Lee statues in the south. “Look we have all these open pedestals and we need to put up replacements that show our President’s unique governing style, this statue shows President Trump in all of of his splendor.” said the Speaker.

Senator Lindsey Graham reportedly said “Look I love Trump, but this statue is just too real and life like, frankly it kills my boners.”.

Pro-Choice people have decided to rally behind the idea Norma McCorvey (Roe V. Wade) says “If this doesn’t make you support a woman’s right to choose nothing will.” Even Chief Justice John Roberts said “This makes me a swing vote.”