Today in the Rose Garden many Americans were dumbfounded to hear our President say “Hopefully, George is looking down right now and saying this is a great thing that’s happening for our country,” Mr. Trump said. “This is a great day for him, it’s a great day for everybody. This is a great day for everybody. This is a great, great day in terms of equality.”

Many Americans assumed that the President was just talking off the cuff again with no genuine care or concern of what George Floyd would feel about today, but those Americans would be wrong.

Sources say, in fact that President Trump had actually consulted childhood star of the movie “Sixth Sense” Haley Joel Osment about possible conversations Haley may have been having with Mr. Floyd.

Mr. Osment then relayed to our President that if he could provide him with an Ambassadorship in the Netherlands he could indeed have a chat with any murdered person of his choosing.

President Trump said done deal and surprisingly Mr. Osment does indeed support that the President’s comment accurately reflect Mr. Floyd’s feelings about our economic good news.

As an aside this reporter spoke with Mr. Osment at his “Congrats to me for a sweet deal party”, and he revealed that If he could talk to dead people. He is sure the countless number of dead Americans from covid#19, the more than 260 dead Kurds (Former Allies), environmental deaths Trump is responsible for, and the multiple Black Americans that have continued to be murdered by an unjust judicial system, would all say and I quote “We don’t give a damn about this asshole and people like him and why would we give a damn about the economy?”

Just to double check I asked the medium from the movie “Ghost” Whoppi Goldberg and she concurred and also added “Lincoln said Trump is an ass.”