Monkeys in India carried out a bold plot to attack a man carrying Covid#19 samples and succeeded in stealing three samples.
It has been reported that the Monkeys stole the samples and then chewed on them and threw them smashing them on the ground.
Further research has revealed it wasn’t that simple, upon inspection the broken vial did not match the type used by the lab and it is now believed the samples are in the wind.
Combining this with the information that Top monkeys that had been studying under renowned epidemiologist Dr. Fauci under orders of our President that closely resembles a primate, leads this reporter to believe our world is in danger.
Planet of the Apes seems to be the blue print being followed. Stay tuned for more updates and stock up on dehydrated banana chips that may be necessary for future barter situations.