“It was a difficult decision, approaching her.” Having exhausted his supply of video games, porn, and counting the ceiling tiles, the unthinkable occurred to him.
“She was oddly pleasant. I just might talk to her again,” shockingly declared the husband whose been avoiding his wife the past 20 years.
“To be honest, I forgot her name 20 years ago and haven’t had the balls to ask,” the husband understandably responded after being asked why he hasn’t spoken to his wife in so long.
“It turns out she and I have a lot in common,” the husband seemed genuinely surprised to find this out about his wife of 30 years.
It is unknown whether or not the husband ever did speak to his wife again, but it is likely that he forgot.
Indeed, the quarantine calls for desperate measures.