Today in response to President Trump garnering the support of “Cowboys For Trump” , best known for the line “The only good democrat is a dead democrat”, a new group leaped into the void and have announced their support for Joe Biden.

The group now known as “Reverse Cowgirls for Biden” have taken one of America’s favorite positions and claimed if for progressives.

Reverse Cowgirls spokesperson Fanny Dancer stated “The left has risen multiple times for us and we intend to press back in their support while not necessarily looking them in the face.”

Ms. Dancer went on to say, “Look if cowboys want to do it Trump’s way that is their right but most of them have fucked their horse.”

The ladies in the group have openly admitted most Cowboys have a hard time with the truth and since Trump has been thrown off of the truth bronco his whole life, they understand why they are addicted to the “Head Rancher of Lies”.

Fanny Dancer goes on to say “Joe Biden is going to pick a woman so it is time for us women to pick a man that isn’t afraid of penile fracture (reverse cowgirls often cause penile fractures). We figure any man that will take a chance of breaking his propagator, will understand how to fix a broken America. Joe Biden is not afraid of putting a woman in front.”

When asked if they have a catchy line like “Cowboys For Trump” Fanny offered “The only good Republican is the one that didn’t survive Covid?” I dunno we will work on it…”